Pathetic. That’s what I call this freak ass system. And so annoying as well. Who made these bloody rules huh? No one knows. They’ve been coming down from time immemorial. Hmph. Yuck. That’s what I think of them.
See, take for example what happened with me. First hand experience. I think, during my twelfth boards or something, for a long long time, I had to study naturally, so I really couldn’t visit a parlour? Well duh I couldn’t. So this particular Aunty comes home. I don’t really mind aunties coming home actually, as long as they talk to mom, and keep me WAY out of conversations. So coming back to this particular aunty, she was one of the worst types. Never minds her own business, always thinks everyone is alive to just listen to her advice.
Well, as soon as I walked into the living room (mind you to collect something, I wouldn’t even havebothered otherwise) she looks at me and says, "Girls nowadays are such hairy baboons." Stop. Double take. WHAT!!!!???
I swear I was going to THROW something at the woman.
As I was leaving, I heard her blabbering some blah-shit about some parlour.
MY GOD. So girls are now judged by how much hair they have on their hands. Or maybe their shins? I ask you. This is SO stupid. And you feel ultra silly when you go to the parlour too.
At the Parlour.
Its not YOU telling THEM what YOU want. Its always THEM telling YOU what you SHOULD get done.
One of them will ask- Eyebrows karneka?
NAHI.
Then they screw up their noses and make faces at your eyebrows.
WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM IF I WANT TO GROW A JUNGLE OVER MY EYES DAMMIT? Jeez.
Then the next; Full arms? Underarms? Full legs? Half legs? And you feel SUPER STUPID answering these questions. Then when they actually get down to business- BIKINI WAX?
OH HAAN HAAN! SAARE BAAL UKHAAD DO!YEHI BACHA KARNEKO! EK BHI BAAL BACHA- ZINDA NAHI CHODUNGI! THODA WAX MERI TAKKAL PE BHI LAGAO! CHIKNA BANAO!
Then they’ll go into convulsions about how hair removal creams, eraser laser method, all is harmful to the skin. YEAH SURE. WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW, IS DEFINITELY NOT HARMING MY SKIN. I MEAN, IN A FEW YEARS TIME, I'M AFRAID MY SKIN WILL SAG!
Ahem.
I'd like to conclude by saying that people invented easier and super ways for everything. Evidently. They have missed out on a few things.
5 comments:
u do look like a furball occasionally :P
No its like she's wearing a black sweater! XD ROFL!
Really guys.
XD with fraands like you... who needs bazooka-carrying life threatening enemies?
:P
and i can see you took the EVIL COMMENT thing seriously XD
i feel ur mortification love.. tis SO DAMN embarrassing and annoying!! my hair.... MY GODDAMN HAIR WOMAN!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......
oh yes.
i remember the frantic texting from one cubicle to another only too well :P
I didn't add that here in this piece coz I thought we BOTH would be TOO embarassed :P
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